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The Interrogation

  • Camille:
    • Drops the fifth sunstone 30 ft away from the trapped vampire (so he’s just within the light)
    • Suggests that the vampire answers Kaya’s questions otherwise they will bring the vial of “no vampire bitey” closer (smells bad 🤢)
    • Vallen has to move out of its range bcs it’s STINKY AS FUCK!!!
    • Cordelia casts Prestidigitation and shoves a small ball of fire into the vampire’s face (it doesn’t rlly do anything 😔)
    • Casts [Zone of Truth]
      • The only person who succeeds is Cal 💀
  • The vampire refuses to answer the question of which coven he came from
    • HE CAN’T LIE BUT HE CAN REFUSE TO SPEAK!!!
    • GUYS WE’RE FUMBLINGGGGG
  • Cal picks up the sunstone and takes a few steps towards the vampire
  • Kaya asks what the vampire was after, and says that she can share some of her pay with him if he talks
    • Persuasion: 19 (+ [Guidance])
    • Looking for some kind of basement with lots of technology that can help vampires walk in the daylight
    • Cal says he can’t hear and takes a few steps closer (10 ft. left until the light starts to hurt the vampire)
  • Kaya asks where the vampires got the information from
  • The vampire drops that the person they’re looking for is a “he”
    • Camille whispers to Kaya that they might know who the vampires were looking for
  • Kaya gestures for Vallen to come over
    • Asks him to check on the people in the woods
  • Camille asks a few extra questions:
    • What’s his full name: was not given one
    • How long has it been since he’s been turned: about 75 years
    • Is he near Holden: yes
    • Is he in Holden: yes
  • Cal says that we were probably being too rough, and he puts the sunstone into his ring, making it disappear. Then he walks closer, and makes it pop back out
  • Further questions:
    • What’s Dagen planning: trying to become a daywalker
    • How many vampires are in the capital: hundreds
  • Vallen returns, reporting that there are a lot dead but it’s mostly vampires. Teasley’s on her way
  • We discuss whether or not the vampire should die, and he’s like “😧 I thought I was gonna get money and live!!”
    • Kaya flips him a single gold coin
    • CAL CATCHES IT IN MIDAIR!! DAMN
  • Teasley emerges from the woods with a handful of guards
    • She gives us permission to kill the vampire (although she hoped that we’d kill him so she wouldn’t have to pay us 💀)
    • CAL DECAPITATES THE VAMPIRE!! YIPEE!!!
      • The vampire’s body burns up, leaving behind clothes and a single fang (Camille pockets it 😎)
    • Kaya fixes the hole in the ground that the vampire left behind
  • Teasley walks into the zone of truth and FAILS 💀💀💀
    • Camille asks what’s next (we get paid and discuss our next steps — she hasn’t decided what those step are yet)
    • Cal asks what her deal is (unanswered)
    • Cordelia asks what her deal with Vallen is
      • THEY DATED FOR A FEW MONTHS!!! DAMN
      • Teasley admitted to being a bit of an asshole, and the issues she has with her family kinda got in the way of their relationship
      • LMAOOO
    • Vallen refuses to walk into the Zone of Truth

Debriefing w/ Teasley

  • What we share:
    • The vampires were seeking a basement filled with technology that could assumedly turn them into daywalkers
    • The vampires were from Dagen’s coven
    • Dagen is in Holden
    • Dagen is searching for the technology to allow him to walk in the day
  • Dagen’S HOSTING A FANCY PARTY IN 6 DAYS!!!!
    • We’d be tasked with going undercover and posing as ambassadors from Clover
    • We would need to find out Dagen’s plan
    • We’re basically the only ones they can send, bcs everyone else in the force is known by Dagen
  • Teasley will ask for permission from our Keeper (V) to allow us to go to the party
    • She will also hand-deliver a letter containing info about the Changelings and the vampires to him
  • Camille says that they have theories on where the basement is
    • Teasley advises against prying, and says that the garrison will take care of keeping the person safe
  • Cal will be given a room in the Foo Bar!!
  • We say goodnight to Teasley!

Long Rest Time 🥰

  • Foo isn’t at the counter 🤨
  • Cordelia asks if we’re leaving the business with the basement alone
    • Camille says it’d probably be a good idea, but they also doubt the garrison’s competency and ability to keep this person safe
  • Foo emerges IN HIS PJS!!
    • he’s so eepy
  • Cal says that we should go find the basement
    • Cal rolls for Perception (NAT 20!!!)
    • He sees Foo’s eyes widen slightly at the mention of the basement

THE GANG IS SNOOPING

  • Camille goes to make the gang a midnight snack (sandwiches for everyone + a slab of raw meat for Vallen) and snoops a little in the kitchen
    • Investigation: 17
    • Steps on a spot in the kitchen and and the ground sounds hollow
  • Kaya pokes around a little (Investigation: 23) and Cal snoops a little (Investigation: 15)
    • They hear the hollow sound from the kitchen
  • The gang debates on whether or not we should snoop
  • Camille finds a hidden hatch, revealing a ladder going underground. They immediately close it and walk away 💀
  • The gang gets BLTs and Vallen gets a raw slab of meat
  • We all go down the ladder, but Vallen stays upstairs to keep watch

Foo’s Secret Cellar

  • At the bottom of the ladder, there’s a small landing from which another ladder extends
  • Cordelia casts Detect Magic
    • Faint traces of magic leading from the top of the ladder to the bottom
    • TRANSMUTATION MAGIC
  • As we climb deeper, the wood of the walls gradually turn into stone
    • CORDELIA FARTS AS SHE CLIMBS
  • We see faint flashes of blue light coming from further down — it’s very dark down here, uncharacteristically so
    • Cordelia senses that there is a magical darkness surrounding us
    • Cordelia realizes that nobody heard her fart, as if the sound of her fart was suppressed
  • The gang realizes that we’re under the effects of both a magical darkness and a prolonged Silence spell
    • Cordelia and Cal are able to use sign language to communicate, but Kaya and Camille are rendered silent
  • At the bottom of the ladder, there’s a 20-ft corridor, at the end of which there is a blue light which is blocked by something
  • The gang debates on whether or not we should continue forward
    • Camille just starts going
  • GROUP STEALTH
    • Cal: 24
    • Cordelia: 6
    • Kaya: 20
    • Camille: 11 (used heroic inspiration)
  • As we approach the door, we start to hear our footsteps (indicating the range of the [Silence] spell)
  • We hear sounds of welding and sparks
    • Foo’s welding shit in his PJs (KING SHIT)
    • He hasn’t seemed to notice us
  • The room is filled with wires and drawn diagrams (perception to see)
    • The gang rolls pretty well (18s and 19s)
    • The drawings appear to be of the orb
  • Cal STANDS UP AND ASKS FOO WHAT HE’S DOING?!?!?
    • CORDELIA, KAYA, AND CAMILLE TRY TO SKEDADDLE (but instead get pushed down by Cordelia to stay still and hidden)
  • Foo asks Cal what he’s doing down here, and he says he was looking for the mayonnaise 💀
    • Deception: 11
    • Foo sees through his lie, and asks what he’s really doing down here
    • Foo says he doesn’t really have anything to hide — this is just his basement. He’s working on a request from The Keeper, although now’s not the right time to talk about it
    • The Keeper says it was time for us to travel, so Foo’s working on a way for us to travel!**
  • Cal signals for Cordelia to make a sound, and she throws a rock into the room
    • As Foo looks towards the sound, Cal tries to put some of the diagrams into his ring
    • Foo grabs his hand with LIGHTNING quick speed
  • Foo says that he can’t tell us specifically what he’s working on, since The Keeper wanted it to be a surprise/secret — BUT he’ll give us some information in exchange for us leaving
    • As he said earlier, he’s working on a method for us to travel
    • He’s also looking into the Orb at The Keeper’s request
  • Foo allows us to look around!!
    • Only Cordelia can understand that the diagrams are of arcane technology
  • Camille gives Foo their sandwich!! He forgot to get dinner
  • WE TRY TO GO THE FUCK TO BED

Camille Tries Something

  • Camille thinks about the vampire we interrogated, and they try to change form into him
  • Constitution: 11
  • They manage to change form!! but it hurts
    • They get a splitting migraine, but it works for a second - before they take 7 points of damage and get the feeling they should switch back

Post-Long Rest

  • We wake up and haven’t had any terrible awful evil dreams!! Huzzah!!!
    • Cordelia’s a little skeptical abt not having any dreams, but heads downstairs for breakfast with the rest of the group
  • WE’RE HAVING BACON EGGS AND HASHBROWNS 🗣️📢‼️
  • Camille asks if Vallen is coming with us. He is!!
  • As Vallen leaves, Teasley walks in LMAO
    • She purposefully avoided Vallen
  • She hands each of us 200 GP
    • Our bonus is that we won’t have to pay for our outfits!!!

Preparing to Leave Town

  • We have an hour to get our stuff together before we have to leave
  • Vallen returns literally AS Teasley is leaving LMAO
    • Camille tries to share some of their payment with him since we didn’t receive any extra money for him, but he declines and says that he’s already been paid
    • We get him back up to speed
    • He says he wants to say bye to Durgen before we leave, we join him!!

Saying Goodbye to Durgen

  • DURGEN AND VALLEN SHARE A BIGASS HUG!! I LOVE FRIENDSHIP!!!
  • Durgen’s status on our special weapons
    • He’s still working on the knuckles — it’ll take a few extra days
    • Cordelia’s wand will only take an extra day or so
    • Camille’s getting a special mace!!
    • Cal’s fancy armor’s gonna take a second
  • Durgen says that he hasn’t heard back from Quiv about Cal’s returning daggers
    • Camille gets concerned, and says that Quiv already had them and was intending to send them over to Durgen — they rush out the door
  • Durgen says he’s gonna fix the brass fittings on our carriage to make sure the wheels don’t fall off 🥰

Checking on Quivern

  • Camille was worried about Quivern!! But he’s chilling behind the desk
  • He tried to deliver the returning daggers to Durgen says, but they returned 💀 hence the confusion and concern
  • Camille receives:
    • 5 more daylight stones
    • Another vial of the vampire repellant
  • They pay 10 GP (although it’s technically free)

Checking on The Tailor

  • The tailored magic items will take a week to be completed!
  • Kaya apologies about the changeling assistant — Varrell says that he was informed by the guards that “Cory” tried to kill a few townsfolk, who he assumes were us
  • Varrell introduces himself to Cal, and in response Cal just says “indeed.” LIKE HELLO?? WTF
    • KAYA TRIES TO INTRODUCE CAL BUT SHE FORGETS HIS NAME 😭😭😭
  • Varrell is hurt that we didn’t ask him for help to get dressed for the masquerade ball!! He asks who we’re going to for our outfits
    • CAL COMMENTS ON HOW TEASLEY TOLD US TO GO TO THE “GOOD” TAILOR IN LANCASTER??? BITCH 😤😤
  • EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP LILY DREW CAMILLE FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THEY’RE SO CUTE SHE POPPED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!

On the Road Again: Traveling From Hillford to Lancaster

  • Cordelia asks the gang if we’ve been to Lancaster before!
    • Cal hasn’t
    • Kaya hasn’t
    • Camille has
    • Vallen has (he burps when he says so)
  • Camille has proficiency in land vehicles! So they’re the one driving (since we don’t have an armed escort this time)
  • Cordelia asks us if any of us have been to a party of this caliber
    • Literally NOBODY has (except for maybe Vallen) 💀 chat we’re cooked
    • Vallen clarifies that he’s been to this type of party before, but he wasn’t invited
  • LITERALLY NONE OF US KNOW HOW TO TALK TO A POLITICAL FIGURE
    • CHAT WE’RE SO COOKED
    • The trip takes ~3 days, so we’ll have that amount of time to study
  • Vallen asks Cal why he doesn’t just “fuck off and leave”
    • Chat is wondering why they haven’t fucked yet. Lily says “type shit”
    • Cal responds that the job isn’t over yet — and in response to further prodding he says “we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it”
  • After a few hours of sparse conversation, Camille spots a town — although they see the wall of it first

Arriving at Lancaster

  • The town is partially an military outpost
  • Cordelia says that she hasn’t been to Lancaster since winter
  • All we know is that the tailor’s is at the center of town
  • There are some guards at the gates!
    • THE GUARDS ASK US FOR IDENTIFICATION TO ENTER THE TOWN
      • Worth noting that Camille didn’t have to do this last time they were here
      • Cordelia pulls out her student ID LMAO
    • Camille mentions to the gang that they didn’t have to identify themself last time they were here
    • Vallen says that it’s been 50 years since the last time he was here — they have walls now!
  • The gang discusses staying in town or not
    • Kaya argues that the quicker we get there, the faster we can plan and scout out, so camping out would be a good idea (we got supplies for this specific purpose!!)
    • Vallen can keep watch
  • The gang looks around to look for the shop we need
    • CAMILLE GOT A NAT 20 sorry guys I’m not keeping track of the other rolls
    • Anything lower than a 15 can’t rlly place what’s what
    • Camille immediately spots the tailor’s shop LMAO
  • The streets are oddly empty for 3 PM
    • Camille asks some passers-by why the streets are so empty and why there are guards at the gates
    • The recent vampire attacks 💀 yeah that tracks

Arriving at the Tailor’s!

  • This tailor’s shop is PRISTINE!! Smooth jazz plays in the background
  • Cordelia rolls to try and remember this place (15 History)
    • She remembers this shop being very nice the last time she was there, but while she doesn’t remember the shopkeep specifically, she remembers getting a very nice dress
  • We ring the bell at the counter
  • VARRELL’S HERE???
    • He has a dimensional door attached to the shop (he does NOT let Camille see 🙁)
    • “My back door is very private” - Varrell
    • This shop doesn’t get a lot of traffic, so “Cory” used to run between shops and keep this one staffed
  • We get an extra tent from Varrell!
  • We also get a flare (in case we need help or people need to find our bodies) as we leave the town

On The Road Again

  • Camille asks Cordelia to tell us what to expect
    • Do not reveal to much of yourself when talking to people (they’ll talk shit!)
    • Only drink with your left hand
    • Don’t let your drink get empty
  • We make our way to the edge of the forbidden forest Forest of Mysteries!!
    • On the way there, we can se the beginnings of the ocean
  • Camille suggests that we make camp a little ways from the entrance of the woods

Making Camp

  • Vallen is making us dinner!
    • He knows how to cook pretty well!! Although since regular food doesn’t do a lot for him, most of his cooking is done for mortals
    • Camille offers to help :]
  • Vallen asks what our dreams our about, out of pure curiosity
    • Cal reveals he hasn’t had any dreams (except for one after meeting the gang)
    • Camille comments that the dreams aren’t as bad as the nightmares they’ve had before since they technically don’t die during them
    • Vallen asks what triggered the dreams and how long we’ve been having them
      • Camille is hesitant to answer, since we weren’t given clarification on whether or not we can or should share the content of the dreams or the Orb
      • Vallen says that he’s the Keeper’s right hand man, so anything The Keeper knows, he’s allowed to know
  • Cordelia decides to message V via sending stone (an extra one is provided by Vallen) to ask whether or not he’s the actual right hand man
    • “hello this is Delia. just checking, is the man we are traveling with your right hand man? his name is Vallen.”
    • The stone glows bright blue, and then the glow fades (the arcane runes disappear) — she needs to press a new rune on the stone to hear the response:
      • “Hi again. Yes I know Vallen. Yes he’s my right-hand man. I sent him to help. Why do you ask?”
    • Camille sends a follow-up response with another sending stone from Vallen (thank u bestie):
      • “Hello! This is Camille. We’re asking because we’re not sure what we can share, but Vallen’s been very helpful. Can we talk about the dreams?”
    • In response, they hear:
      • “Oh yeah no, he knows everything about the Orb. And the dreams. I talk to him about my dreams.”
  • Camille confirms that we got dreams from the Orb, and Vallen asks why Cal’s been having dreams since he hasn’t been in the proximity with the Orb
    • Camille tries to explain what the Orb is like (Cordelia’s like ?!?!?!)
  • Cal describes his dream (blood raining down, bodies everywhere, a man floating in the sky)
    • Cordelia rolls a Wisdom save (NAT 20): she recalls that as being her first dream — the one that only SHE had
  • The party explains our most recent dream (black pyramid in the sky, red runes, red light crashing into the ground)
    • Upon hearing this, Cal walks away
    • Vallen chases after him and asks what his deal is — Cal’s seen this Pyramid before. He’s come across it in his previous travels decades ago, and it was left behind by some government officials
    • Cal doesn’t think that this information will help right now
    • Cal says that Vallen should tell the group since we know him better (VALLEN DOESN’T AGREE)
  • Cal has to roll a DEX save (16)
    • Vallen teleports them back to the campfire AND CAL THROWS THE FUCK UP
  • Cal shares that he saw the pyramid 20 years ago in a city he didn’t keep track of
    • The gang thanks him for sharing!!
  • Camille theorizes that using the Orb with the keyhole will likely trigger the Pyramid
  • Vallen says that they don’t want to try to open the door rn because what if it lets something out?
    • So now the agents of The Keeper are trying to find out as much as possible and plan accordingly
    • Also it’s been theorized that the door opens to an ancient city
  • The gang muses on whether or not the vampires and the Changelings are after the same thing (the Orb) and whether or not they’re working against or with each other

Long Rest Time!!

  • Vallen says that he can take care of anything while he keeps watch, but if something does happen, he will wake up Kaya first

The Dreams

  • We wake up in the swamp (except all four of us are there this time — Cal has joined us!)
  • The dream continues to play out like it did last time
    • A white mark seems to slash through reality itself, and as the tear rips open it encompasses us, we find ourselves standing in a field of grass with clouds and flowers, with a broken-down chapel in the distance
  • We can talk to each other!!
  • Camille picks a flower — it’s pinkish blueish, and as soon as they do, the flower regrows
  • More of what we see:
    • There’s a worn grass path that leads to the chapel. Past the chapel is a 20 ft sheer cliff and a river
    • In the sky is a GIGANTIC ORB (white and smooth). Curvy light blue/white lines (as opposed to the jagged red lines of the Pyramid) cover its surface
  • Camille books it towards the chapel ruins
    • We’re ALL sprinting towards the chapel
  • There’s a very bright white light that shoots out of the chapel and hovers in front of the door
    • As Cordelia reaches out to touch it, it backs up, and begins to take the form of a gentleman
      • Early 20s, brown cloak
      • LARGE brown wizard hat (very stereotypical)
      • Thin
  • Camille asks if he’s real or a part of the dream
    • Not really part of either — not a part of our reality
  • Cordelia asks what his name is
    • He goes by many names, but he typically goes by The Curator
  • Kaya asks what he curates
    • The Orb and the Pyramid’s dreams
    • He hasn’t had influence over the dreams recently, which is why he visited us to relieve us of our bad dreams
    • He wants to show us that not all dreams can or will be bad!!
  • The Curator says that the Orb prepares us for the future
    • The Pyramid acts of its own volition
    • He’s the balance between the Orb and the Pyramid
  • The Pyramid has been tampered with recently
  • The Orb doesn’t have ill intentions though!! It’s just trying to prepare us for what might happen
  • Camille asks if The Curator knows about The Keeper
    • He does, but The Keeper doesn’t know about him
    • The Orb has chosen The Keeper to study it, but NOT know the future
    • The Orb has chosen us to prevent what the Pyramid is planning
  • The Curator refers to the Pyramid and Orb as the Shapes of Paracausality
    • Called this because they don’t abide by our laws of nature
  • Camille asks if there are other realities and other laws of nature beyond ours
    • Yes, but we shouldn’t have to concern ourselves with those
  • The Curator doesn’t have forever to talk to us, but he will come to meet with us again in the future
  • A mirror the size of a door (the character creator mirror from BG3 but bigger) appears
    • We gotta leave before the Pyramid tries to take over the dream again!!

We Awaken

  • Vallen’s SHOCKED as we appear in our PJs in front of the campfire
  • Vallen says he will pass on word to The Keeper
    • He also wonders what kinda dreams the Keeper’s been having (THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN ASKING!!!)
  • Vallen reports that he only saw some deer and squirrels
    • Cordelia asks Vallen if he ate the deer and squirrels (he did. tried to lie abt it though LMAO)
    • Camille offers to help set up traps to catch them easier next time :]
  • We sit down for breakfast! Camille helps to prep it with Vallen again
  • OOC NOTE: BEACH EPISODE CONFIRMED

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