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  • Camille passes out the sun stones and vampire repellant
    • Everyone gets 1 sun stone (+Vallen)
    • Cordelia gets the vampire repellant
  • Camille writes down a list of rules (with a few crossed out) of socializing with fancy folk
    • Cordelia takes a look at it and is like 🤔not bad….
  • Vallen suggests that we get on the road and through the forest
    • We pack up and head out!!
  • Camille casts Gift of Alacrity on Kaya (she can add a 1d8 to her initiative rolls for the next 8 hours)

Entering the Forest

  • It looks like the trees themselves have been carved into the path
  • Cordelia casts Detect Magic
    • There are little sprites popping in and out of her vision in multiple colors — there’s a lot of fey and druidic magic
      • Cordelia suggests that we don’t interact with anyone we meet in the forest. Vallen agrees!
    • More and more sprites pop up and disappear as we enter the forest
  • Camille suggests that we talk about our plan for the party
    • As they bring it up, the path opens up as if it’s the beginning of the forest
    • Camille can immediately tell that this is the beginning of the forest (everyone else has to roll WIS saves — Cal is the only one who fails)
  • Everyone rolls Perception
    • Everyone notices that Vallen is gone
    • Camille casts Locate Object on Vallen’s necklace (he’s within 1,000 ft. somewhere in the forest)
      • They suggest that it might not be a good idea to bring the carriage with us
    • Cordelia knows that there are fey in this forest specifically
  • Cal suggests we “Hansel and Gretel” this shit
    • We ponder tying our ropes together, but Kaya ends up casting [Mold Earth] to make markers every so often
  • Camille suggests casting Sending on Vallen
    • Cordelia says that we should probably just give it the ol’ second try (Camille agrees)
    • Cal suggests just cutting the whole forest down as a backup backup plan
    • We abandon the carriage (tying up one of the horses at the entrance of the woods, Camille leaves a note requesting that anyone who finds the horses brings them back to Hillford)
      • NOTE: CAMILLE IS RIDING A HORSE :]
  • Perception check
    • We all notice that the woods get a little more eerie, a little darker and denser
  • We continue to walk, except on higher alert
    • We feel like someone is watching us (based on our Passive Perceptions)
      • Cordelia rolls Arcana: she can tell the source of the thing watching us is magical in nature
    • Camille tries to tell whatever’s following us that we’re just passing through, but Cordelia stops them before they can finish their sentence (smart)
  • The results of Locate Object show that Vallen’s down the path that we’re going, and that doesn’t change as the spell wears off
  • Survival check
    • Both Camille and Cal get advantage but Kaya gets a NAT 20!!!
    • We see Vallen’s footprints
      • Camille wonders if they’re real or illusions, and ask Cordelia to take a closer look (Arcana + Help Action). THEY DON’T LOOK REAL
      • The footsteps continue down the path
      • The gang discusses whether or not we should stay on the path or stray from it
  • We see the end of the woods REALLY far away, and behind us (also REALLY far away) we hear Vallen’s voice calling for help
    • We agree that Vallen would never ask for help
    • History/Arcana check
      • Anyone over 10 recalls that there are things called skinwalkers. They mimic voices that are supposed to be familiar to us. Cordelia knows that if it sounds very far away, then they are very close by
  • Cordelia stops the party, and says that we need to go
    • Camille tells her to get on the horse, and starts booking it (the horse looks terrified) (Cal got his swords out and EVERYTHING)
    • WE EXIT AND WE’RE BACK AT THE FRONT OF THE DAMN FOREST AGAIN
    • We didn’t see Kaya’s markers on the way out of the woods
    • THE SUN IS SETTING AS WE LEAVE, AS IF A WHOLE DAY HAS PASSED
  • Cordelia dismounts from the horse and freaks out, explaining about the skinwalkers
    • The gang debates whether or not we should go through the woods or around it
  • Camille casts Sending on Vallen
    • Sending: Are you safe? Where are you? We keep being led out of the woods. It’s sunset now, but I’m not going to leave you behind.
    • Response: Yeah I’m out of the wood now, I’m making camp where did you all go??
    • NOTE: THE GANG REALIZES THAT VALLEN MADE IT THROUGH BCS HE’S A VAMPIRE AND VAMPIRES CAN’T BE CHARMED
    • Sending x2: We’re at the entrance for the third time, but I’m so glad you’re safe. Please come back for us, the forest can’t affect you.
    • Response: Skinwalkers, no. Put your heads down and just keep walking, don’t look up

Camping Outside the Woods

  • Camille suggests that we make camp for the night and give the forest another try tomorrow + we should set up watch schedules because Vallen isn’t here to cover for us
    • Camille sets up the tents while the gang is debating
    • Camille also ritual casts Tiny Hut around the tent
    • THE PARTY JOKES ABOUT CAL’S DICK BEING UPSETTING ☹️

Long Rest Time :(

  • Camille takes first watch
    • They cast Enhance Ability twice (Perception 19)
    • There’s some rustling in the woods. It goes on and off for about an hour
  • Kaya takes second watch
    • Kaya hears rustling in the woods too 💀 and BANGING ON THE TREES???
    • Perception: 13
      • THE FUCKING RAKE CREEPYPASTA STARTS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE DAMN DOME!!!!!
    • DEX save: 13
      • The creature sits, observes the dome, LOOKS IN KAYA’S DIRECTION. and then scurries back into the woods
      • NOTE: SOUND PASSES THROUGH THE DOME
  • Cal’s taking third watch
    • SEVEN FUCKING SKINWALKERS EMERGE FROM THE WOODS
    • They stealthily observe the horses, and begin to surround the dome
    • THERE’S A ROAR FROM THE WOODS??? The skinwalkers look? upset?? And they skitter back into the woods
    • Cal remains in the dome and observes
  • Cal informs Cordelia of the roar he heard earlier as he wakes her up for fourth watch
    • Cordelia thinks that the roar is from the mother of the skinwalkers, and says she’ll see what she can do
  • Cal stays awake and alert + in his armor for the rest of the night
  • Cordelia takes fourth watch
    • Cordelia steels her nerves, and stares into the woods
    • For about an hour (post-roar), nothing happens
    • A skinwalker partially emerges from the woods, peers at the dome, and then retreats back into the woods

End of Long Rest

  • As the sun rises, Cordelia grips her deck with a white-knuckled grip
  • Cordelia asks Kaya what she saw last night
    • As they talk, the dome dissipates
  • Camille starts making breakfast ☺️
  • THE PARTY STARTS SHARING WHAT THEY SAW LAST NIGHT
  • Cordelia is FRAZZLED!! She says that we should make it through the woods as fast as possible
    • Camille recaps Vallen’s message: keep our heads down and don’t look up
  • Cordelia drops a few cards from her deck as she’s fidgeting with them, and needs to MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW
    • The rest of us see Cordelia look up, her eyes glow white, and her mouth drops open
    • Cordelia sees glimpses of visions (of the future?)
      • Dirt, moving quickly past her as if she’s sprinting (but she knows she’s walking)
      • She hears sounds, voices, but she continues looking down. When she looks up, she sees Vallen
  • Cordelia relays to the rest of the party what she saw in her vision
  • Cal suggests that - based on Cordelia saw and Vallen’s message - we just run through the woods and look at the ground
    • Cal also brings up the idea of tying ourselves together while we go through the woods. Camille agrees that it’s a good idea
    • Camille pulls out their rope to tie the gang together, so does Cal (we tie ourselves together w/ two ropes!)

Returning to the Forest

  • Marching Order: Cal, Cordelia, Camille, Kaya
  • The party walks through the woods, staring at the ground. Nothing happens for about an hour
    • Camille remembers that they forgot to untie the horses. fuck this stupid baka life :(
  • Cal hears - from in front of him - Cordelia’s voice: “Cal, look up!”
    • Cordelia also hears this, and grabs his shoulder to warn him
  • 10 minutes later, Everyone (Cordelia specifically) hears Kaya’s voice from behind her
  • 20 minutes afterwards (roughly an hour and a half at this point) Cordelia feels something grab her foot, a little off to the side
    • Her heart stops, but she keeps going
  • Nothing happens for ~30 minutes
  • We all hear our own voices coming from the woods, calling out for help and begging us to stop
  • We all feel things pulling at our clothes, tugging at our pants and cloaks
  • Cordelia hears Vallen’s voice, asking us what we’re doing? 🤨
    • Cal tries to determine whether or not that’s Vallen. He knows it’s not
    • We keep walking, despite Vallen’s voice asking us to stop and asking what we’re doing

Escaping the Forest of Mysteries

  • The path lightens up a little, and we hear Vallen’s voice again asking us what the fuck we’re doing
    • Cordelia thinks it sounds like Vallen, and - against her better judgement - looks up
      • We’re still walking (Vallen’s walking next to us LMAO)
      • Cal keeps walking and tugs on the rope LMAO
    • Cordelia tells us to raise our heads (Camille asks her what she requested for breakfast when we first met - a salad - and raises their eyes)
  • According to Vallen it’s been 2 full days
  • Vallen also heard our voices (Insight tells Camille that our voices said things that we wouldn’t have known, but they don’t pry)
  • Camille tells Vallen that the horses and carriage are on the other side of the woods
    • We only have 3 more days until we get to Holden
    • Camille starts walking! No time to waste 🏃💨
  • Our goal currently is the city of Crossroads
    • We can probably rent a carriage when we get there (using Vallen’s money)
    • Kaya suggests that we just steal a carriage instead
      • Cordelia lets it slip that she doesn’t want her father to hear about us possibly stealing a carriage
      • Camille exclaims that her sister’s getting married (calling back to the rumors we heard in the capital)
      • Vallen senses that Cordelia doesn’t want to talk about it, and lets the matter drop

The gang gets to know each other :]

  • The topic shifts to Vallen. Camille asks where his necklace came from (since they used it to cast Locate Object)
    • It looks like a sun with pointy rays
    • He found it in an ancient city in Diamond 200 years ago
    • The city looked like it had cathedrals (very very old cathedrals)
    • Vallen says Diamond is a very interesting kingdom
      • “Its people are very complacent, I’d say”
      • Compared to Clover, whose culture and organization revolves around status (military), Diamond residents are more loyal to their immediate cities rather than their kingdom
      • Vallen comments that people seemed happier in Diamond, but it was almost like a fake happiness
        • He comments on how the people of Clover seem to “know better”, but stops himself
        • The party asks him to speak his mind, and he asks what would happen if the Clover military was disbanded (Cordelia’s livelihood would fall apart)
      • Vallen says there’s pros and cons to both kingdoms — Clover’s military is powerful, while Diamond wants Clover to follow their way of life (but Clover’s military can usually overpower Diamond’s)
      • Diamond is currently trying to get more military, so they have a lot of deserters
      • Vallen was originally from Diamond, but a lot has changed in the past few hundred years
        • Cordelia comments on how she’d really like to visit Diamond one day
    • Camille remembers that Cal didn’t like the Clover military when it was last brought up, and they sneak a peek at him
      • He’s keeping to himself at the back of the group, not engaging in the conversation. They catch his eye and nod in acknowledgement to him restraining himself
  • Vallen shifts the topic over to Kaya
    • Camille whispers that she used to have to wear blue, and Kaya says that she’s from the Capital
    • Cordelia and Vallen observe that she is a “faction traitor”
    • Kaya says that a few people she used to know were in the Water Faction, whose ideals she no longer aligns with anymore
    • Vallen asks why she chose Hillford — she was on a mission and got roped into the whole Orb stuff
      • Insight: 23
      • While Kaya tells her story, Vallen gives her a knowing look
    • Cordelia tries to remember if she heard any gossip about Kaya (History: 15)
      • She heard some rumors about children born into one faction rebelled and switched to a different faction, but she can’t place anything with certainty
  • Vallen asks about Camille
  • Where Cal’s from
    • He’s from the west!
    • NOTE: CJ SWITCHED EAST AND WEST ON THE MAP?? WTF 😤 (it’s canon)
    • Cal is from a farming community near Diamond (basically Diamond…)
    • Cal and Vallen have a gay moment
      • Izzie doesn’t know what the moment was :( I am bereaved…..
    • Cal has been travelling for 4 years
    • Cal’s farming village is on the brink of collapse, and after he saw the Pyramid

Arriving at Crossroads

  • After 3-4 hours of walking (it is now 6-7 PM), we see a lake in the distance and a small village (Crossroads) along the lake. The road splits in three directions: one leading to Crossroads, the other going straight, and the third leading to a bridge going to Steel Pine
  • Crossroads is a bustling town!
    • We see a bar with a barn that looks similar to Foo Bar (but isn’t quite it)
    • Some storm clouds are rolling in from the lake — it begins to rain and POUR as we arrive in town
  • We arrive at the tavern! It’s BUMPIN in here
    • Some folks are standing around listening to the story + there are some folks drinking at the bar
    • The bartender is a tall-ish, orcish looking dude wearing an apron
      • 30 GP per room (EXPENSIVE) — Camile manages to barter it down to 15 GP total after telling him that we walked through the Forest of Mysteries (and made it out ALIVE)
      • Camille also pays out of pocket
  • Vallen warns us to keep talks about him being a vampire under wraps, then offers to get us drinks
    • We all request something to drink!!
  • Kaya tries to listen in on the stories being told 👀
    • IT’S NICHOLAS FUCKING POWERS!!!
    • He’s bragging about using his guns to kill an entire village of vampires
    • Cordelia is NOT rolling to stick her dick in it (character development!!)
  • Nick brags about being contracted for the vampire job by the Diamond military
    • WE ALL BELIEVE HIM?? DAMN
    • He doesn’t know what the guy looks like, but he’s LOOKING FOR CAL CORVO??? THE DIAMOND MILITARY WANTS HIM FOR SOME REASON
      • The gang immediately tries to distract him with more drinks
      • There’s a man from Diamond looking for him specifically
    • Cal tries to sneak away (Stealth 17), and Cordelia lies to Nick and says that Cal’s name is actually “Jack”
      • CORDELIA FARTS WHILE LYING BUT IT’S OK BCS SHE ROLLED HIGH
    • The man from Diamond needs to find Cal and “the scientist” for tests
    • Nick’s plan was to go to Holden and sneak into the party we’re going to
      • He was just gonna hide in the corner
      • BUT he’s planning on skipping out on that and going to a nearby party in Diamond instead
    • Nick offers us half of his reward gold if we help him find Cal
  • Cordelia and Camille slip out while Kaya distracts Nick (Vallen follows)
    • Cordelia notices where Cal goes + Cal realizes that Cordelia is following him
    • To distract Nick, Vallen orders the “Destroyer Shot” (it’s literally the tiniest shot of water)
    • Cordelia tells Camille that - while Cal hasn’t been the kindest person to them - he’s still very nice and he and Vallen should be kept safe (etc.etc.)
      • The bartender is RIGHT THERE OMG 😧 Cordelia and Camille ask for wine and whiskey
      • Camille looks hurt and tells Cordelia that they’re hurt that she would think they would even consider throwing Cal and Vallen under the wagon
    • Vallen delivers the shot to Nick AND GRABS HIS FACE AND SQUEEZES IT INTO HIS MOUTH?? HOMOEROTIC AS HELL!!!
      • Apparently it’s supposed to knock a person on their ass and prevent them from getting up
    • BACK TO CORDELIA AND CAMILLE
      • Camille tells Cordelia that they’re still upset, but she’s still their friend — they just need some time to cool off
      • CORDELIA IS SO SADDD. IZZIE IS ALSO SAD :(((
        • neither of them have had a friend like this before…. the homies r hurt
  • Vallen follows Cal outside (Cal is walking in the opposite direction of the inn)
    • Cal tells Vallen EVERYTHING. The players at the table don’t know anything though
    • Cal has Vallen’s trust on this, he’s not going to share what they spoke about
    • It’s something about the military — they BOND!!!
      • Lily says this is kinda like The Notebook. Izzie says this is a deeply homoerotic scene (they’re literally bonding in the rain omg)
    • Vallen suggests that they return to the inn, but Cal says that he’s probably just going to camp out for the night
  • The gang discusses going to bed!
    • Vallen says he doesn’t sleep, so he doesn’t need a room
    • Camille mentions that it might look suspicious if he stays in the bar all night — Vallen says he can just pretend to pass out in a corner
    • LILY ROLLS TO STICK HER DICK IN IT AS CORDELIA SUGGESTS THAT HE CAN STAY IN HER ROOM. NAT 20!!!!!
      • VALLEN SAYS THAT IT WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS IF HE STAYED AT THE BAR. LOVE WINS!!!
      • Vallen says he can “sleep” on the floor or sit in a chair — Cordelia says that he can choose whatever spot is most comfortable

The Dreams Return

  • As we all fall asleep, we are met with yet another dream, although this one feels a little more peaceful than the previous ones
    • The ground is made of a serene plane of water, with clouds reflected in the sky above (like Tanjiro Demon Slayer’s soul)
  • In the space in front of us, a tear opens. Through it, a castle under a sky filled with pouring rain appears. Even if our character hasn’t been to Holden, we can tell it’s in Holden
    • People file into the castle, and then the scene changes: inside the castle, people dance and sing, there’s music and partying abound
    • The vision greys out and changes again. It’s a massive tomb filled with wires and machinery (much like Foo’s secret room, but on a MUCH larger scale). There is a drawing of an upright triangle painted on a piece of parchment atop an easel
  • We don’t see each other in this dream, but we have the same one all the same

We Awake

  • As Cordelia awakes, Vallen is sitting reclined in a chair nearby — he greets her and says there’s coffee brewing downstairs. He’ll grab himself a cup and says he’ll meet her downstairs
    • The bar is DEAD quiet in the morning
    • There are some tables overturned, chairs broken. THERE’S BLOOD ON THE BAR??
      • Apparently someone claimed they were Cal and Nick tried to beat their ass
      • Camille apologizes for what happened, and gets to work casting [Mending] on the broken chairs
  • Cal prepares himself some breakfast in his camp outside
  • The bartender offers us breakfast, and asks if Cordelia and Vallen are sharing a plate (Vallen clarifies that they’re Not a thing)
    • As breakfast hits the table, Cal walks in and encourages us to get on the road
    • Camille asks the bartender if there’s any place we can rent horses or a carriage
      • The bartender recommends Reema, his cousin, and tells us to tell her that he sent us
    • We take breakfast to go!!
  • It’s still drizzling outside
  • There’s an orcish woman - greenish skin, no tusks characteristic of an orc, she’s FINEE!!! (by lesbian standards. but also she’s very pretty)
      • KAYA ROLLS A 1 TO STICK HER DICK IN IT :( THE WORLD IS SO COLD AND CRUEL AND FUCKED UP!!! HOMOPHOBIA IS REAL AND IT HATES US
      • Kaya literally trips and falls in front of this woman 😭😭😭😭 Cordelia sees this, laughs, and rips ASS
    • The BEAUTIFUL orcish lady asks if she can help us. We’re looking for a carriage that can fit all of us!
      • She has one! She also has a place up in Holden, so we can just return the carriage there
      • The carriage also has a step — she warns Kaya, and assures her that most people miss the step anyways
    • The gang fights over who pays (Kaya sneaks behind the gang and pays for it 🤭)
      • The carriage usually costs 100 GP, but for Kaya it’s only 50 🤭🤭🤭 I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!
      • Kaya gives her a 75 GP as a tip 😋 Reema says that she’ll consider it an investment towards Kaya’s next purchase (given that she returns)
      • THEY’RE FLIRTINGGGG!! LOVE WINS!!!!!!
    • There’s no return fee for the horses and carriage! Since we’re going to drop it off at her branch in Holden
    • We get two horses and a carriage

On the Road Again

  • Camille casts Gift of Alacrity on Kaya again (+1d8 to initiative rolls for the next 8 hours)
  • Cal says that he doesn’t want to ride in the carriage with “gasbag”, and asks to ride in the front with Camille
    • He also says that it’ll give them a chance to talk? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? IZZIE GETS SCARED 😧

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