Mystery Gang Go!
- Group Investigation
- Everyone (except for Kaya) notice blood tracks from the body towards the window
- The window appears to have been broken outwards — there is glass outside, but not inside
- This means the vampire went outside
- How long has the woman been dead?
- 3-4 hours (based on our collective investigation checks)
- Is it shady enough for a vampire to go outside?
- No?
- Cal asks how the vampire got inside, since (most) vampires need to be invited inside of buildings
- The man admits that his marriage was failing, so his wife invited someone else inside last night
- QUICK ASIDE: CORDELIA NOW HAS AN EXTRA SKILL SO SHE CAN ROLL TO “STICK HER DICK IN IT”

- The husband admits to double cheating on his wife, which is why he wasn’t home
- Camille offers to help bury the wife’s body — the husband is amenable to that
- There’s a knock at the door. It is a WOMAN!!

- Investigator Teasley
- WE’RE NOW MURDER SUSPECTS
- Cordelia takes the accusation PERSONALLY!! So does Kaya — Camille’s like “idc this makes sense”
- Investigator Teasley already knows about us! She’s just doing her due diligence
- Camille asks Cal to inform Investigator Teasley about the vampire
- The way he talks immediately stresses Camille out. fuck this stupid baka life
- Investigator Teasley says that she’ll swap information with us at the garrison before she leaves
- Cordelia gets on Vallen’s ASS for not speaking up while the Investigator was here
- HE’S LITERALLY A VAMPIRE AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
- WELL HE KILLS PEOPLE FOR A LIVING! HE DOESN’T HELP PEOPLE!!!
- The gang debates on whether or not we should follow Investigator Teasley
- Camille just follows after the investigator bcs they’re tired of all the arguing 💀 — the rest of the gang follows
At The Garrison
- There are guards around chatting, some battle plans on the table, a handful of citizens sitting in chairs
- BASICALLY a fantasy police office
- Looks like a bar turned into a garrison
- Investigator Teasley sits at the head of a long table, and gestures for us to sit at either side of the table next to her
- Cal is ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK leaning against the wall
- Cordelia sits in the middle of the table
- TEASLEY KNOWS VALLEN???
- They knew each other in the Capital
- Vallen thinks they were on good term (Teasley’s reaction says they were NOT LMAO)
- Anyways Teasley knows our deal (sans the vision stuff) — so we technically report to her since we’re contracted into the military now
- What we tell Teasley:
- A vampire escaped from a nearby town, we’re here to investigate it
- The blue man who witnessed us
- Camille shows her the picture LMAO
- SHE’S BAFFLED THAT WE JUST LEFT A DEAD BODY ON THE STREET
- DID VALLEN AND TEASLEY FUCK???
- yeah 😏
- Cordelia realizes that she killed a man yesterday and we left his body on the street
- SHE STARTS WAILING!!!!
- KAYA SLAPS HER AND TELLS HER TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER
- What Teasley tells us:
- What she says must NOT leave this room. If it does, then
- There are a dispatchment of vampires from a specific coven that the garrison is looking into
- They’re outside of town most nights
- They usually don’t approach the town, but they seem to be searching for something or someone (they believe it’s something though)
- The garrison doesn’t know who they are though
- Back in the day, there were multiple covens. But there was a SPECIFIC coven that were known to have daywalkers: the Dagen Coven. These are our main suspects
- Who would like to participate?
- Camille wants to help
- Cal is down for a good old fashioned vampire hunt
- Kaya’s just curious
- Cordelia’s uncertain — BUT SHE’S IN! DESPITE THE RISKS AND THE POSSIBILITY OF NEEDING TO MURDER SOMEONE ELSE!!
- Teasley throws a knife at the door, which prompts a fully-plated guardsman to walk in and ask what the fuck is up (not literally tho)
- She asks them to give us some more gold to buy supplies!!
- We will meet back at the garrison at dusk
- As we leave, one of the guards hands out pouches of 200 GP EACH
SHOPPING EPISODE PART 2
- Story Initiative
- Kaya: 11
- Cordelia: 9
- Cal: 3
- Camille: 2
Brief Side-Conversation
- Cal is like “so you’re just gonna be here all the time huh🤨?” LIKE HE’S TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT 😧
- Cordelia tries to avoid conflict by asking where in the Capital he’s from
- Vallen’s gonna be here for a while, but he’s from the north
- Camille’s also from the north! From the woods near Holden
- THE GANG’S LIKE 😧
- APPARENTLY THE WOODS NEAR HOLDEN ARE SUPER DANGEROUS. WHOOPSIE!
- Camille makes it super uncomfy by talking about looking for dead bodies as children w/ their brother 😎
- Camille insight (16) on Vallen’s weird look @ them: he knows something about the woods that they don’t 🤨
- Camille’s also from the north! From the woods near Holden
Kaya Goes to the Blacksmith
- Kaya’s looking for something silver — preferably a staff or a spear
- They’re 5 GP a piece
- THIS DUDE’S GOT A FUCKTON OF SPEARS!!
- Kaya orders 10 spears bcs she can fit them in her bag of holding!!
- It costs 50 GP
- It is a BONUS ACTION to pull objects out of a bag of holding
- She compliments his beard 😊 he grew it himself!!
- HE LIKES KAYA SO MUCH!!! YIPEE
- HE SAYS THAT SHE SHOULD BRING HER FRIENDS!! SHE WILL
- His name is Durgen Coalbeard
- He doesn’t have very many friends :( IT’S OK BCS KAYA’S HIS HOMIE NOW!!!
- Lily: This is THE most wholesome thing Kaya’s done this entire campaign
- Kaya bids goodbye to her new bestie and starts heading towards where the rest of the group is
The Gang Buries a Body (Maybe 2)
- Camille asks Cordelia for some vials so they can make holy water later
- It takes an hour to make a single vial, so they might need 4-5 vials (out of Cordelia’s total of 12)
- Cal says that Vallen’s shirt is nice, and asks if it comes in a men’s size
- WHY IS HE ALSO SEXIST :(
- Vallen asks Cal why he hates him
- HE GETS IGNORED!!! DAMN
- Camille whispers to Vallen that it might be because that he’s from the Clover military and also a vampire
- We arrive at the house!! The door is boarded up and there are two guards standing on either side of the door
- CORDELIA KNOCKS ON THE DOOR 😭 THE GUARDS ARE RIGHT THERE!!!
- One of the guards is very polite and opens the door for her
- Camille says a short prayer over the body (we can’t bury it bcs it’s under active investigation LMAO) and Cordelia helps by lighting a stick of incense
- Camille asks Vallen to come with them to Foo Bar so they can ask him some questions about vampire stuff while they make holy water
- They ask Cordelia and Cal if they want to go buy supplies while they make holy water
- KAYA SHOWS BACK UP YIPEE!!
- SHE SHOWS OFF HER NEW SPEARS AND IS SO EXCITED ABOUT HER NEW FRIEND
- Vallen seems to recognize Durgen Coalbeard’s name?
- HE SEEMS TO FREAK OUT?? AND BOLTS OUT THE DOOR
- CAMILLE FOLLOWS IMMEDIATELY
- THE REST OF THE GANG FOLLOWS
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH DURGEN?
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Vallen bursts through the door of the blacksmith, and we hear yelling
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Insight to see what the yelling is about: pretty much everyone rolls high except for Cordelia 💀
- IT’S HOMIES YELLING AT HOMIES. THANK GOD
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They’re hugging omg.. I love friendship <3
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Kaya introduces us to Durgen!!
- HE’S SURPRISED THAT KAYA HAS MORE THAN ONE FRIEND LMAO
- He shakes everyone’s hand :]
- Camille agrees that Durgen is very fun and energetic — he reminds them of their brother
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Vallen and Durgen were a part of the same adventuring party 100 years ago!!
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Durgen asks what we need silver weapons for! He doesn’t usually ask his customers this, but we’re a special case
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The gang orders stuff!
- Cordelia: silver-tipped quarterstaff (7 GP; SHE PAYS HIM 40 GP)
- Camille: silver dagger (7 GP as well; they give him 25 GP)
- Cal asks to look at Durgen’s magical weapons, Camille hops on that train
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Cal asks for Daggers of Returning — he gets like 6 I think
- Once he receives the daggers, he flips one and it disappears in a puff of black smoke!!
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For the extra 65 GP that we gave him, Durgen will start crafting EACH of us a specialized weapon
- We will need to tell him what our ideal weapon is though!!
- Cordelia wants either a staff or a wand
- Kaya wants a pair of brass knuckles or a staff
- Camille wants a staff? But isn’t 100% sure bcs they don’t use a ton of weapons
- Cal wants a piece of armor!
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If Durgen isn’t at the blacksmith’s tomorrow don’t fret! Because he’s gonna be out buying our materials 😊
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Cordelia offers that Durgen join us for a drink at the bar sometime!!
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The gang splits up again!!
Camille goes to the magic shop!
- The sign outside says “The Glimmering Nook”
- Interior Description:
- Magical items - books, scrolls, curiosities, components, etc. - fill the shop
- Tiefling dude at the counter!
- Purple
- Flambouyant
- Reading out of a thick book, holding it in one hand
- Asks for magic items that help defeat vampires
- NOT Vallen tho (the tiefling says to send his regards to him though!! Also says he’s a bit awkward LMAO)
- Camille asks for an item to help immobilize vampires
- He has five daylight stones
- Deal radiant damage OR can drop it at your feet to ward off vampires
- IT’S FREE!!! (Camille still pays 10 GP)
- Bright light within 15 ft and dim light within 30 ft
- Time limit: only lasts until the sun rises
- Do these stones work as well against daywalkers?
- Not as well, but they’ll do some damage
- Vallen’s the best person to ask about this kinda stuff though
- Daywalker Vampires are pretty weak!!
- Daywalkers also don’t really drink blood???
- Hands Camille a blue vial
- 12 uses, can ward vampires from biting your neck if you apply it to your neck
- Paid for with the 10 GP from earlier
- Camille tries to insist on paying, but the shopkeep says that they can just pay him back by telling him a story on how we defeat the vampire 🧛♂️
- SHOPKEEP LORE!!!
- This dude was VERY surprised that Durgen’s leaving his house (or is willing to leave his house)
- Homie’s met a vampire before?? 🤨 oh word?
- The shopkeep suggests that Camille ask Vallen about his time before (since he’s been in the Capital for a LONG time)
- Vallen also visits the town every once in a while!!
- They’re friends now!!! YIPEE!!!
- This guy’s name is Quivern Saltspark (but friends call him Quiv <3 )
Back at the Bar
- It seems pretty lively!!
- Cordelia orders a salad (so a sandwich without bread LMAO)
- Camille comes in!
- Says they made a new friend!!
- Camille asks Vallen about daywalkers: if they don’t drink blood, why is someone from the daywalker tribe the main suspect?
- The conclusion is that the vampire we’re hunting is NOT a daywalker since they’re hunting/attacking at night
- Camille asks Vallen to share this kind of information next time, since not all of us are as well-versed in vampire stuff
- LORE DROP
- Dagen is a politician in the capital and is suspected to be the leader of the clan we suspect we’re dealing with
- Not everyone in the Dagen Coven are daywalkers
- HISTORY CHECK FOR CAPITAL KNOWLEDGE
- Dagen is the Baron of Holden (known by Cordelia and Kaya)
- In terms of family hierarchy, barons are influential and would be someone Cordelia’s family would want to impress
- He throws lavish parties once every few years
- There are a lot of conspiracies surrounding him, but nothing ever sticks
- Cal has heard the name “Dagen” before when hunting other vampires
- Dagen is the Baron of Holden (known by Cordelia and Kaya)
- Cal asks why we don’t just kill Dagen since we suspect him of being a big vampire ringleader
- The best bet would be to build a case against him, since he has lots of security and fame
- WE GET BLTS FROM Foo!!! (Cordelia just gets tomato, lettuce, and a plain burger on the side LMAO)
- Cal asks if he can have the plain burger LMAO
- Camille pulls out the blue vial they got from Quivern
- VALLEN HATES THE WAY IT SMELLS!!! SORRY BRO
- It smells like burning flesh to him
- Camille passes on Quivern’s regards to Vallen!!
- Camille also urges Vallen to make friends LMAO
- What does Vallen know about the forest near Holden?
- That’s where Dagen dumps his bodies 😬
- VALLEN LORE
- He was kept in the Capital as basically a dog and followed orders
- Was fed people :(
- Switched to being a daywalker about 50 years ago
- Camille asks Cal to make some stakes for stabbing
- Kaya asks Foo if it’s ok if she shaves her spears and shit at the table (she gets the a-ok!!)
- Camille makes some holy water!!
- The ritual takes an hour and 10 minutes per vial
- They manage to make 3 vials of holy water
Time for the Hunt
- We meet Investigator Teasley
- Camille:
- Passes [3 daylight stones] to Cordelia
- Hands out the [vial of vampire repellant] to the party, and expends 4 uses of it (8 left)
- Walking into the garrison, there are guards dressed in armor everywhere
- We feel a little underdressed LMAO
- The five of us are going to be posted the town, on the strip where the shops are
- Our job is to keep vampires from ENTERING the town
- Remain silent, and remain vigilant
- If anything passes by us, YELL
- DO NOT COME RUNNING IF WE HEAR YELLING FROM THE WOODS!!! THE GARRISON WILL TAKE CARE OF IT
- DO NOT KILL ANY VAMPIRES!!
- If we capture a vampire, we get a bonus
- Kaya is in charge of investigation
- Camille casts Aid on Cordelia, Kaya, and Cal
Guarding the Street
- There is a long strip of shops, with two entrances (one at each end)
- There are gates at each entrance
PLANNING
- What the gang can do
- Cordelia can cast Hold Person on the vampire
- Kaya can sink the vampire using Mold Earth
- Camille can set the daylight stones around the vampire
- Camille asks for the daylight stones back
- Vallen goes to keep watch
The Hunt Begins
- We hear screams and fighting in the distance
- The fighting die down a bit
- The party lines up in the middle of the street, facing the side of the street with no walls (where the shops are + where the sounds of fighting are coming from)
- Camille casts Protection from Evil and Good on Cal
- Cal perception: 13
- Cal DEX save: 15
- He doesn’t see it coming, but at the last millisecond a vampire JUMPS OUT OF THE WOODS AND GRABS CAL??? JUMPING TOWARDS THE PARTY
- WE ROLL INITIATIVE
- Cal (25)
- Cordelia (NAT 20 + 1)
- VAMPIRES 1 & 2
- Camille (16)
- VAMPIRE 3
- Kaya (15)
- VAMPIRE 4
- Vallen
- ROUND 1
- Cal
- STR save against being grappled: 18
- Escapes from the grapple!!
- Cordelia
- Holds her action to cast Hold Person until the vampire gets within 10 ft of anyone in the party
- VAMPIRE 1
- Attacks Cal (disadvantage from Protection from Evil and Good)
- VAMPIRE 2
- Jumps out of the bushes about 10 ft from where Kaya is
- Camille
- Drops one daylight stone at their feet and runs 30 ft. and drops another one
- VAMPIRE 3
- Jumps out of the bushes 10 ft. from where Camille was
- Kaya
- Attacks the vampire closest to her with Poison Spray (misses)
- Bonus action unarmed strikes (misses)
- VAMPIRE 4
- Pops out next to the vampire Kaya is fighting
- Vallen
- Stabs VAMPIRE 2 twice
- Cal
- ROUND 2
- Cal
- Attacks Vampire 1, deals 10 dmg
- OFFHAND ATTACKS BUT I DIDN’T HEAR THE DMG
- Cordelia
- Casts Firebolt on VAMPIRE 2, deals 1 dmg
- Pulls a card from her deck as a bonus action
- Ace of Pentacles/Judgement: CJ’s keeping it in mind?? (it’s an effect that happens later??)
- VAMPIRE 1
- Heals a little from Cal’s attack
- Attacks Cal for 9 slashing dmg
- VAMPIRE 2
- BITES VALLEN!!! MY BOY :(
- CATCHES ON FIRE FROM BITING HIM??? SCREAMING AND FALLS TO THE GROUND (deserved)
- Camille
- Drops a third daylight stone at their feet and runs 30 ft. and drops the fourth one
- Uses their remaining movement to turn around a little (10 ft.)
- VAMPIRE 3
- RUNS FULL SPRINT @ CAMILLE AND GETS WITHIN 5 FT.
- Kaya
- Bonus action pulls out a silver spear and tries to stab VAMPIRE 2 (misses)
- VAMPIRE 4
- Hits Kaya for 11 dmg
- Vallen
- Stabs VAMPIRE 2 on the ground with a longsword
- Takes a shortsword and attacks VAMPIRE 4 (a radiant bolt of lightning hits VAMPIRE 4 after the stabbing)
- Cal
- ROUND 3
- Cal
- Successfully grapples VAMPIRE 1
- Cordelia
- Casts Firebolt and deals 4 dmg
- A bright light shoots down from the sky from Cordelia’s card pulled in a previous round, and a duplicate of herself appears down the street and ALSO casts [Firebolt], ALSO dealing 4 dmg
- VAMPIRE 1
- Is grappled
- Camille
- Uses a bonus action to pull out a vial of holy water and throws it at VAMPIRE 3
- VAMPIRE 3 falls prone and is burning
- VAMPIRE 3
- Prone on the ground (misses his turn)
- Kaya
- Deals 12 dmg to VAMPIRE 4
- VAMPIRE 4
- Incapacitated by silver 🤩
- Vallen
- Decapitates VAMPIRE 4
- Cal
- ROUND 4
- Cal
- Continues to grapple VAMPIRE 1
- Cordelia
- Casts Hold Person on VAMPIRE 1, who fails
- Cordelia’s Clone casts Hold Person on VAMPIRE 3
- VAMPIRE 1
- Paralyzed
- Camille
- Heals Kaya for 12 HP (back to full)
- Tries to deal nonlethal damage with their silver dagger, but misses
- VAMPIRE 3
- Paralyzed
- Kaya
- Casts Mold Earth to trap VAMPIRE 3 in the ground as a bonus action
- Uses Flurry of Blows and deals 13 dmg to VAMPIRE 1
- Vallen
- Attacks VAMPIRE 1
- Cal
- ROUND 5
- Cal
- Uses his action, bonus action, AND an action surge action to attack VAMPIRE 1
- Deals a total of 25 dmg
- KILLS!!!
- Cal
Post-Combat
- Camille
- Heals Cal back to full with Healing Word
- Tries to heal Vallen with Cure Wounds, but the spell doesn’t affect undead or constructs 💀 so they just pass him a healing potion instead