Preamble
- Everyone is in the town of Hillford
- Nicholas Powers: famous adventurer, rumored to be in town investigating the disappearances of small children
WE BEGIN: TAVERN
- The party walks into a tavern!! A classic
- WE START WITH ME OMG
- Gnomish barkeep! Gives homie a beer
- I get 9 silver back from getting a room
- Apparently Nicholas Powers isn’t super popular with most people 🤔
- Camille gets excited to see him!! Homie’s a fan
- Hovers around him telling stories in the corner
- Kaya
- Lily’s character
- Sees an ambitious and flamboyant half-elf telling stories in the corner
- She’s hesitant to enter bcs this ain’t her scene, but she knows from books that you usually walk up to the bar in this sort of situation!
- Asks for wine 💀 (the barkeep says “maybe”)
- Anxiously fiddles with cards, mentions that she’s looking for an adventure — the barkeep interrupts her and points her towards Nicholas Powers
Meeting Nicholas Powers
- Insight:
- Cordelia: 5
- Cordelia fully believes him
- Kaya: NAT 20
- Kaya can IMMEDIATELY tell that this guy is lying through his teeth — the only truth is that he has two guns
- Camille: 11
- Camille isn’t sure if he’s lying or telling the truth (skeptical)
- Cordelia: 5
- Camille catches up to the dude, gives him their beer
- The story they get is one about Nicholas going against a band of bandits — this time it’s not entirely a lie (Camille can tell) but is embellishing the truth
- Kaya needles the guy about the mission
- Cordelia asks about his guns
THE GANG GETS TOGETHER
- We all agree that this guy is kinda incompetent and definitely lying
- Cordelia drops that most people in the military don’t have guns 👀 so it’s interesting that he has two
- Bartender brings us 3 flagons of nice alcohol (left behind by Nicholas)
- He points us towards Burt Maclyn (tall, Orchish man, balding, always carries a broach with him)
- We agree to adventure together!!
BURT TIME
- Burt’s chill as hell! Took Camille’s drink
- He tells them to meet him at the back of the tavern (and to leave a few minutes after he does)
- Camille reports back to the party!
- Cordelia’s apprehensive and suspicious (Camille casts Calm Emotions on her)
- We were in the bar for an hour or two, it’s now around 6 PM
- The bar is named the Foo Bar
- Perception
- Cordelia: Nat 1
- Walks into a pool💀
- Kaya: Briefly blinded by how bright it is outside
- Camille: dirty 20
- Sees Burt talking through a door into one of the shops (talking to someone)
- Cordelia: Nat 1
- Cordelia sneaks up to the dude
- Camille casts Guidance!
- Stealth: 17
- She sees that the shop is an explosives shop
- Hears the latter half of the conversation:
- “yes, three of them, yes, behind the bar, yes.”
- Cordelia reports back to us
- Kaya climbs the bar to keep an eye out for us
- Burt tells us that there’s a bandit camp that he knows the location of, but he can take us to it
Going to the “Bandit Camp”
- What we found out about from Burt:
- Bandits have been here for a few weeks
- 7 children have gone missing so far
- Burt takes more of a “proactive” approach to the bandits than most others
- We stealthin!!
- Burt asks the party what their names are
- Camille DEX save
- The wind pushes their back and they NARROWLY avoid an arrow
- BURT ADMITS TO WANTING TO KILL US, LIKE THE BITCH HE IS
- Camille says they “don’t like liars” and goes to hit him
INITIATIVE
Turn Order: Burt, Camille, Kaya, Cordelia
Round 1
- Burt misses Camille
- Cordelia takes 7 damage
- Camille
- Teleports Cordelia 60 feet away
- Healing Words Kaya for 9 HP (back to full)
- Runs their full movement away (40 ft.)
- Takes an attack of opportunity from Burt (6 damage)
- Kaya
- Attacks Burt using Poison Spray (misses)
- RUNS (40 ft.)
- Guy jumps out of the woods (between the 3 of us)
- Fires an arrow at Cordelia (MISSES LIKE A LOSER)
- Cordelia reaches for her tarot cards
- Pulls out the Fool (a random creature will fail the next attack roll or saving throw they make) — a light beam shoots into the woods down the path we’re heading
- SHE RUNS DIRECTLY INTO A GUY 💀 BUT IT’S OK!! THE GUY GETS SHOT BY A DIFFERENT DUDE AND DIES
- NICHOLAS SHOWS UP
- Shoots a chunk out of a dude’s arm (WE’RE ALL SCARED OF HOW LOUD IT IS)
- Shoots a different guy
Round 2
- Cordelia faints 💀
- Kaya kicks ASS
- Camille shakes Cordelia awake and casts Zephyr Strike
- Cordelia casts Firebolt and HITS BURT IN THE CHEST!!! (he stumbles but is still standing — the broach he’s wearing falls into the mud)
- Nicholas tries to shoot Burt (misses) and hits a different guy
- Burt tries to punch Nicholas
- BURT SAYS “THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SACRIFICES, JUST LIKE THE CHILDREN”
Post-Combat
- Nick asks Camille why they didn’t kill Burt
- “Well, I don’t want to kill anyone. And anyways, in the stories, when adventurers encounter bad guys, they keep at least one alive to question for later.”
- Nick lore drops:
- They need 10 bodies for a ritual
- All sacrifices need to die at the same time
- WE SHORT REST!!!
- Nicholas asks Cordelia what her name is, and mentions that he knows her family!! (not well tho)
- Nicholas asks Camille if he wants to heal Burt, otherwise Burt will lose his arm
- They begrudgingly heal him
- Perception check!!
- There is nobody standing guard at the camp
- There are a bunch of charred bullet holes in dead bandits at the entrance
- Nicholas says that he’s not good with children, which is why he needs us
- WE’RE NOT GOOD WITH CHILDREN EITHER 💀
- We establish that Nicholas is irresponsible as hell (and also an alcoholic)
Investigating The Ritual
- Camille is too distracted by kids to look around
- Nicholas says that he needed a scholar to look at the ritual area
- We’re in a stone area with murals on the walls
- Cordelia recognizes a specific portion of it:
- Small hole/alcove in the wall, with channels like wires running along the sides
- The murals depict the War from nearly 800 years ago
- The Spade Kingdom is turbo destroyed, with craters and shit
- Depicts the mountains being raised
- Between the mountains, there is an Orb (the aforementioned divot in the wall)
- Cordelia rolls and concludes that this Orb could be a key of sorts, but has no idea as to what it’s a key for or why the hole is there specifically
- Cordelia recognizes a specific portion of it:
- Nicholas splits the contract with Kaya
- We walk the children back to town!!
- Cordelia tells Camille about the WAR
- WE TIE UP BURT OUTSIDE THE BAR
Returning the Children + Questioning Burt
The Children
- First child is returned home safely!!
- Before the second child is able to be returned, a bell starts ringing in the distance — townsfolk start emerging from their homes to see what’s up and the children start going towards the bell
Burt Maclyn
- Cordelia KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS!!!
- Cordelia yells at him and then leaves to go inside the bar and get a glass of mysterious wine
- Kaya intimidates the FUCK outta him with her spear 🤭
- What Kaya and Cordelia learn:
- Burt believes that “the benefit of the few outweighs the benefit of the many”
- Mentions that the mural is really a door (we been knew)
- Burt tells us that the “key-orb” is with his benefactors, who would kill him if he gives them up
- Cordelia tries to BRIBE Burt 🤑
- Burt bargains for his death so long as the party kills him
- No deal is made yet, but around this time the bell starts ringing
- WHAT BURT SHARES
- “You should never make a deal with the devil”
- “I know nothing”
- KAYA REALIZES THAT SHE JUST SIGNED A VERBAL INFERNAL CONTRACT WITH THIS BITCH
- Now that Burt’s shared everything that he knows, Kaya’s required to kill him (and kill him quickly)
- Cordelia asks for elaboration
- Burt’s benefactor is in Diamond**
- He was paid to “find the Orb” (AKA the key)
- Burt suspects that they key is in the Capital
Back to the Kids
- Camille is congratulated by a bunch of people!!
- They give credit to everyone in the party, including Nicholas (who deserves “medium appreciation”)
- They (Julian? Julius? Old man with a broach that’s different from Burt’s) ask us to deliver a letter to the Capital
- The letter will be written tonight
- We will receive the letter tomorrow morning, when we meet with the bigwigs of this town
- Our rooms are paid for!!!
Back to Burt
- Kaya is asked by a random dude to take whatever BDSM shit she’s got going on with Burt to a private place (she goes behind the bar)
- Burt does a double-take at Cordelia’s card deck, and looks terrified
- Burt asks Cordelia how long she’s had those cards (since her 11th birthday)
- Burt asks Cordelia how old she is (21)
- He’s met someone who had a similar deck before, but that was a VERY long time ago
- “Oh, sweetheart. You don’t choose that school, that school chooses you.”
- He says Cordelia’s not well-versed in them yet
- Camille casts Zone of Truth
- Everyone fails except for Camille and Cordelia
- Camille asks who owned the cards before Cordelia
- An old, wild wizard(?) owned the cards 25-ish years ago
- The cards are a type of wild magic
- WIZARD USED SHE/HER
- PEOPLE NOTICE BURT IN FRONT OF THE BAR!!
- Cordelia lies about Burt eating some bad mushrooms and being a danger to other people
- KAYA KILLS BURT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE 💀
- IT’S OK SHE EXPLAINS IT AWAY
- The townsfolk take care of the body
- Camille introduces themself as “Camille Xotli”
- Cordelia receives wine and doesn’t say no to delivering a letter requesting aid to the Capital!!
Solo Character Scenes (Long Rest)
- Camille
- Takes a long, hard look in the mirror
- Drops an effect caused by an ability
- “We did it. They’ll remember you. Well… not you, but [Uses an ability]… you.”
- Kaya
- Taking it ALL in
- This type of room is worth like, one or two jobs, so she’s FULLY enjoying it
- Cordelia
- She takes in everything that happens today
- Decides to write a letter to her school, stating that she will not be attending classes for the foreseeable future. Sends it!
- Writes a letter to her friend, saying something along the lines of “If I don’t see you in the next few months, don’t worry. I love you.”
Dream Sequence Timeeee 🤩
Cordelia’s Dream
- She’s back in class and learning! The topic is something that she’s learned countless times before, so she’s daydreaming
- She smells lavender, at first
- It’s a smell that makes her feel happy and peaceful
- The smell changes to smoke and magic — it’s metallic, reminiscent of iron
- She looks down and sees bodies. Blood on the ground.
- When she looks up, all she sees is fire.
- In the sky, there is a man in a cloak
- He turns to her, and she feels as if IT is her fault.
- Cordelia wakes up.